Ingredients:
4-Laughing eyes
4-Well-shaped legs
4-Loving arms
2-Firm milk containers
2-Nuts
1-Fur-lined mixing bowl
1-Firm banana

  DIRECTIONS:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur-lined mixing bowl is fully lubricated
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk
containers
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably not overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.