Here are a selection of jokes to make you laugh!I apologize if any of these jokes are offence to you but i didnt make them all up!

Boy: Dad is god a girl or boy?

Dad: Both Son

Boy: Is god black or white?

Dad: Both son

Boy: Dad?

Dad: Yes son

Boy: Is God Michael Jackson??

A man finds out that a young dutch man who had been staying with them slept with his daughter and got her pregnant!Furious he rides to the airport to catch him!

Man: You bastard you slept with my daughter!

Dutch man: Andyouroldladytoohoo!

Q. What do you get if you cross Michael Jackson with Arnold Schwarzenegger?

A. Michaelwarzanigger!

A little girl is in line to see Santa.When its her turn she climbs up on Santa`s lap.

Santa asks "What would you like Santa to bring you for christmas?"

The little girl replies "I want a barbie and a G.I Joe"

Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says "I thought Barbie comes with Ken"

"No" said the little girl "She comes with G.I Joe,she fakes it with ken"

Q. What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?

A. They are both made of plastic and get turned on by boys!